subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

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crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage

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fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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